Monday, August 30, 2010

Holy Captain Howdy, Batman!: "The Last Exorcism" Delivers Chills (Mild spoilers!)

In the horror genre, the various tropes have all just about been done to death. Zombies, werewolves, vampires, mummies, serial killers, grotesque mongoloid juggernauts in masks--- those ideas are great and they provide awesome entertainment value, but each category has become so predictable that you wind up with a mental checklist of 'must haves' in the films. Any variation of those things is hailed as wildly creative, even if it really isn't; we're just so eager for something to deviate from the safe mundane predecessors.

With The Blair Witch Project, handheld cameras became a fascinating idea for filmmakers. They were inexpensive and allowed for an entirely different look than the larger-budget cameras; they gave a gritty realism to the piece. By casting unknowns in the core roles of a project and the use of clever marketing, a point-of-view horror film could become wildly successful just on its own sheer novelty.

Fast forward a few years, and the medium has begun to catch on. We've had hits and misses both; Rec, Quarantine, Cloverfield, Diary of the Dead, all of them were done with hand-held camcorders. Paranormal Activity broke records in theaters and received rave reviews from audiences and critics and was shot in one location, with two unknown actors, on a very basic camera.  The appeal of this filmmaking, and what has to be embraced in order to make it work, is the idea that it's what you don't see that's truly terrifying. There is no sweeping pan shots of the location, no graceful aerials taken from helicopters. It is raw and close, it is in our face. It is 'real'.

Some films, of course, can't actually back up this promise. Cloverfield, in my opinion, became a much less effective movie the moment you actually saw the monster in its entirety. The glimpse of its tail from between two skyscrapers, shots like that were truly breathtaking; it's the fear of the unknown that we love.

And what can be more unknown to man in general than the workings of Heaven and Hell? Perhaps this is why exorcism films consistently hold their own in theaters; people are terrified of things they can't understand, and chief among those things is religion. It is all heresay and faith, and unable to be proven by science. Thus its effect varies from individual to individual; some may believe with all their hearts in demons and ghosts and angels, and some may not believe a whit. But the question isn't whether you believe in those things or not... it's the question of their reality. We cannot know if they're truthfully in existence or not, so we are tethered to our own belief system in the hopes that it will be enough to save us if the time comes.

Enter The Last Exorcism. Cotton Marcus was groomed for pastoral duty from the time he was a young child; his father was a fire-and-brimstone preacher in the South who built up a huge, loyal congregation of Holy Rollers. When the movie opens, Cotton is in his late thirties or so, with a beautiful wife and an ailing child to care for. He candidly tells the cameraman that he has been preaching without faith, that he has his congregation so cowed that he could walk into the chapel and speak about the healing powers of banana bread and be able to get away with it if he delivered it in the correct tone of voice. He is a shameless scam artist who performs exorcisms for hefty amounts of money; he pretends to clear someone from demonic possession by rigging their room with a series of hidden speakers for demon moans, tablets to make pans of tepid water turn boiling in seconds, fishing line to move photographs, rigs for the bedframes, electric thumbrings, and a cross that discharges a puff of gunpowder on command to look like it's smoking in his hand.

However, Cotton has decided that he is done with this line of work; he read an article in the newspaper about an exorcism done by amateurs that resulted in the death of a boy his son's age, and he refuses to be a part of that institution anymore. He hires a pair of documentary filmmakers to follow him as he chooses a case at random to be his 'last exorcism'; he will expose the church for the fraud that it is, and put to rest the stigma around private exorcisms.

The case he opens leads him to a small town in backwoods Louisiana, where a widowed farmer named Louis believes that his innocent teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon. Louis is a pious and well-meaning man who is overprotective of his daughter and drinks to cope with the sudden death of his beloved wife two years prior; his teenage son Caleb is bitter and angry, very stand-offish, and resents the presence of Cotton and his team greatly. We meet Nell, who is beautiful and utterly wholesome, charming and endearing right off the bat. She is the epitome of sweetness and innocence, completely enamored with the sound-girl's flashy red Doc Marten boots. It seems impossible that this girl could be in cohorts with an evil being inside of her.

Cotton walks the documentarians through his 'set-up', rigging Nell's bedroom with his special effects and going through the motions of a great laying-on of hands. Nell prays with him, sobbing and begging the demon to leave her; when it ends, Cotton collects a fat wad of cash from the father and vacates the premises. That night at the motel up the road, he is proud of a job well done, having exposed himself for a fraud; the camera crew insist they got excellent material from him. Cotton goes to lay down, and suddenly the camera cuts to the middle of the night, the camera crew running up to Cotton's room. There on the bed sits Nell, catatonic; when the sound-girl goes to hug her, Nell begins to lasciviously lick the woman's shoulder and kiss her neck seductively, then vomits uncontrollably. The crew rush her to the hospital for blood tests and try to reach her father on the phone, but he does not answer. In the morning, Louis arrives at the hospital to check Nell out, informing Cotton that he doesn't trust medical doctors after his wife's diagnosis and death, and he won't have her in a medical facility like that.

The film progresses with a lot of shock moments; there is precious little gore, but what there is is truly gruesome albeit brief. What you get more of than gore is genuine shock; I am hard to scare, yet I had goosebumps for several scenes in the film. The lead actress playing Nell, Ashley Bell, is double-jointed and quite flexible, and the film crew took extreme advantage of that by having Bell perform most of her own stunts without the use of CGI or makeup. She snaps her neck from side to side in ways that would make a chiropractor cringe; she scuttles along the floor like a beast or an insect, moves like a marionette having her strings jerked. And of course, the most disturbing scene is the poster image, when Bell bends her body backward nearly double and begins to taunt the priest, her neck snapping to the side to deliver grotesque teasing in a purring, seductive voice that is much clearer and therefore eerier than the distorted monstrous tones of Eileen Dietz in the original The Exorcist. There are plenty of twists in the film, red herrings thrown out to make the audience follow one train of thought before a wrench is tossed out to send us reeling back in another direction entirely. There is genuine foreboding and unease that builds throughout the film; the light humorous mood of the opening is discarded for sincere terror and suspense much like the opening of Rec/Quarantine. The acting is solid; all of the characters are portrayed believably and well, and are unfamiliar faces which keeps us in the realism of the film.

The only two complaints that I have about the film involve the last ten minutes, and the editing. The film is beautiful and highly effective visually, but it is meant to be 'found footage', in the same manner as The Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield. Yet the film, at times, features subtitles explaining who the characters are (as if the first half of the film is already edited and ready for the documentary, while the rest is raw footage), or mood music--- Nell will do something terrifying and there will be a screeching violin sound or a bit of ambient sound effect to keep the audience jumping out of their seats. This polishing sort of cancels out the realism so beautifully portrayed through the rest of it.

The second complaint involving the ending seems to be one shared by many. Unlike most critics, I did enjoy the ending of the film; I felt like it was an alright ending, while it won't please everyone. It made sense, though it wasn't what I expected. It did feel slightly off in comparison to the rest of the film, but while we're suspending disbelief to begin with, if you continue to do so it should be quite bearable a leap for audiences to make.

All in all, the film is a good execution in suspense and unease; the performances more than anything else carry it. The film can be divided into three acts, and each is not cohesive to the next. The film is enjoyable for what it is, but it has trouble deciding what that is; moments are absolutely side-splittingly hilarious followed by creepy, eerie shots followed by confusing conspiracy theory conversations. A distracting subplot asks us if Nell is mentally ill or possessed by a demon, a question which isn't resolved until the last four minutes of the film. The script is schizophrenic, with little transition between the moods in various scenes; it can be hard to keep up with the emotional rollercoaster of the scenes, which probably led to a lot of the negative feedback the film is receiving from critics.

However, I did enjoy it. Fans of The Exorcism of Emily Rose and its ilk will be pleased, as this film follows that line very closely; just allow the film to be what it is without comparing it to what it's not.


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Review: The Secret Book of Repo Fanfiction. Warning: NSFW

I'll admit it, with no small amount of sardonic smirks on my end--- I love fanfic.

Whatever fandom I've been a part of from puberty on, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer all the way through to my current fixation on Supernatural, I love to read fanfiction. I've been a member of Internet communities that celebrate it, and I've written more than my fair share. If done responsibly, it can be a great exercise in creativity; you're taking pre-made characters and a ready-made environment and then twisting them to tell your own tale. I've read everything from amazing flashback scenes, gorgeous-with-potential alternate universe fics, and filthy smutty sex scenes between characters, and written more than a few of each myself. Some writers of fanfiction are genuinely talented enough to be uber-successful published authors if they pursued their craft. It's not all Mary Sues and self-insertions.

But fanfiction is the redheaded stepchild of most fandoms, and for good reason. Many creators themselves are forbidden to read it by law; they could glean ideas from the authors and then be sued for royalties. Many actors, musicians and authors have stated publicly that they find it creepy or unsettling, and avoid it at all costs. Thus, most fanfic writers keep their craft under their hat, like a shameful hobby that they only confess to on the anonymous terms of the Internet; they use pseudonyms and screen-names to hide behind, and obviously their work can never see print or profit. It's a labor of love, not sensibility.

So when my fascination and involvement with all things Repo! The Genetic Opera began, I started to follow several people involved on Facebook, including Spooky Dan Walker, one of the friends of the film's creators and the head of the fan movement. A few months ago, I saw Spooky Dan leading a discussion on his Facebook page about submissions of Repo! fanfiction, and was curious and more than a little confused.

By tradition, when a show's creators or people affiliated with it in an official capacity authorize something--- say, for example, the Buffy the Vampire Slayer tie-in novels that were hugely popular in the late 90s/early 00s--- then the contents of that work are accepted into the fandom as 'canon'. Thus, if Repo! creators and their fan club condoned a fan-fiction book, this introduces all kinds of complications to the actual backgrounds and outcomes of the characters as written by the film's original creators, doesn't it? Also, fanfiction has been around for free for decades; why would anyone pay for a collection of it when you can go to sites like fanfiction.net or, if you like it smuttier, adultfanfiction.net and read it for free?

However, when I voiced this opinion on Spooky Dan's Facebook wall, quite a few fangirls jumped on me to accuse me of not supporting Repo! (right, because I've dedicated almost a full year of my life and a ton of money into my love of this film and its stars, not to mention my current involvement in shadowcasting the movie). So I decided, alright, if everyone's so passionate about it, I'll buy the book and see what's going on with it. See if it's worth the hype. After all, these were touted as 'exclusive' fics of the highest quality, hand-selected by the biggest Repo! fans to please a wide variety of audiences. And at $14 plus shipping for 21 stories, you were paying a pittance for each tale. Surely even if the majority of them were bad, a few good seeds could redeem the cost?

The books were being advertised as extremely limited edition, with only 100 copies in the original printing. I placed my order and sat back to wait.

When it arrived, I was surprised by the tackiness of the overall design. I understand that the books were done on a very low budget and were printed at an independent press; thus the paper and cover cardstock are not the quality of a book you'd buy, for example, at Barnes & Noble. However, you would think that the people affiliated with this project could've used Photoshop a bit more; the cover is a dim photograph of two members of a shadowcast portraying Amber Sweet and a Eunuch, and the title is a dark, blurry graphic pasted in the top right corner. The book is done in a boring font with lines skipped between paragraphs (sometimes--- this is inconsistent throughout the book) and the margins fluctuate at will. Spelling errors and typos abound, which leads one to believe that the book was edited quickly and fairly sloppily; I picked out several mistakes throughout the book that were easily spotted and should've been caught before the book went to press.

The book is divided into two segments, a 'canon'-style section and a 'smut' section. The 'canon' section focuses mostly on Graverobber, who is obviously the main wank fodder for most fans of the film. And true, Terrance Zdunich is a beautiful man and a terrific performer, but the portrayals in the stories in the book read like a teenybopper dream. Several stories fixate on Graverobber having a sexual relationship with Shilo (something I never picked up in the film, but I guess people can read anything they want into it when they watch) or on the relationship between Nathan Wallace and his victims. There is also a lesbian story featuring Mag and Marni for anyone so inclined. The crackfic "Nathan's Secret Hobby", while supposed to be 'fun', reads like a sour taste in the mouth--- apparently Nathan is fond of secretly opening his organ delivery bags, dressing the organs up in Barbie clothes, and acting out scenes with them before turning them in to GeneCo. While I can appreciate off-the-wall humor, the story is just absurd and throws off the vibe of the stories bracketing it; it's the only one of its kind in the book, and it really doesn't belong in the flow of things.

It's the 'smut' section that really takes a turn for the worst. The opening story "Fucking Repo" is one of the most nauseating pieces of shit I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on. The story is told from the point of view of a man named Chad who does not want to go to see the film, but his friend drags him to a midnight showing anyway. 'Chad' (writing under the oh-so-clever synonym 'Anon E. Moose'-- die in a fire, won't you?) then proceeds to degrade every shadowcaster present, discussing one overweight cosplayer as disgusting and using several pages to degrade anyone in the cast he found less than attractive. He then proceeds to talk about a GenTern cosplayer sitting on his lap and grinding on his cock during the pre-show, a henchgirl giving him a handjob, and another GenTern letting him finger her during the remainder of the pre-show. He also gets a blowjob from the cast's Pavi, titfucks Amber Sweet, and finally succumbs to the dubious charms of the 'hippopotamus' (his term, clearly, not mine) cast member, who gives him a blowjob to finish him off.

Number one, while I know this is fantasy, this is the most degrading story I've ever read and I can't believe that people who claim to admire the cosplayers and shadowcasters would allow this story to be put in the book. It has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever; the author literally trashes every individual cast member, making a live Repo! show out to be a complete clusterfuck orgy where the shadowcasters are clamoring to fuck a newbie every showing. Please.

Secondly, are we supposed to believe that Anon E. Moose is actually able to sexually withstand six or seven castmates taking him to third base and beyond? Again, please. He goes to great lengths to convince the readers of his heterosexuality while the cast Pavi is deep-throating him, a contradiction which I find truly hilarious. By the end of the story, I wanted to knee him in the groin--- this is what they call smut? He just made an entire fandom out to be either vile, promiscuous whores or fat pigs who are dying to slobber on his cock. He wishes.

The remainder of the 'smut' stories seem to focus on Amber and Graverobber--- apparently every author has seen the deleted "Come Up and Try My New Parts" scene, then, since the stories take on a tired rendition of it. And the book wraps up with a Pavi/Graverobber scene to truly nauseate what little sense you have left.

While the book may have been done in fun, I am truly appalled at its final outcome, and wish I'd saved the money to blow on something else--- something from the official CafePress site, maybe, rather than the Repo Army since disagreeing with Spooky Dan got me attacked on his page. The book is EXACTLY what I thought it would be--- an exercise in Mary Sue sexual fantasy and a collection of mediocre fiction, with a few genuine pieces slipped in to mediate the monotony. The few standout stories that're genuinely good and enjoyable--- "And I'll Throw These Words Out There..." (the Mag/Marni lesbian tale, well-written and delicately worded), "Fathers" (a surprisingly touching piece from Nathan's viewpoint), and "Exit, Stage Left" (a death-fic from Graverobber's viewpoint, beautiful and poignant) are so spaced out that you genuinely have to sift through a mountain of mediocre crap to find them, and it's like finding diamonds in a sea of cubic zirconia. Everything in the book glitters, but not all of it is something you'd genuinely want to keep as a treasure.

Final thoughts: Save your cash and take your chances on fanfiction.net if Repo! fanfic is your bag. This was an interesting experiment from Spooky Dan and Co., and I'm sure most of the sort of people who would buy it will love it (or profess to, anyway), but for me, the book was a big disappointment and what began as something I already found weird and unsettling only solidified my concern and skepticism.